I steal eggs from the chicken coop and hide them in the yard, and if I’m feeling risky I hide them in the couch. -Chevelle
"I bark at hanging plants on the neighbor’s porch because their swaying is suspicious." - Mingus the French Bulldog. Miami, FL
"Mom and Dad were cuddling on the couch and wouldn’t let me up so I took a GIANT crap right in front of them while staring them dead in the eyes. Cuddle time was over." - Mingus the French Bulldog. Miami, FL
Note: Mingus is 100% potty trained…he’s just a vengeful pooper.
"I tried to steal out of the bathroom trashcan. I deserve this. - Biscuit" (I’m no good at being naughty, I get stuck)
Note: she got stuck on her own, this was not a punishment.
I catch and kill baby bunnies. It makes my Mum cry. I think they should learn to run faster. I don’t care.
I stole the hat off the head of a handicapped man on a motorized scooter.
(Igotchyourhat is my favorite game to play with the kids in my house, so I thought I’d play with the man riding by on the sidewalk, too)
Crawfish won’t wait until Maggie gets finished pooping before he lifts his leg and pees on her. I got a new baby Quaker parrot and Maggie watches it and drools and wants to take a nibble.