My name is Lucky and mom gave me 4 treats before she left the house because I was a good boy and this is how I re-pay her!
Signed: Lucky aka Mr I’m not ashamed
Hi my name is Frank. I am a naughty boy because I chewed my mummy’s £300 Dolce and Gabbana glasses and I am not sorry!
My name is Fozzy and I pee’d on the floor. It looked like grass I swear! Now I don’t get my yummy cookie!!
I ate Mommy’s birthday chocolate & then threw it all up in her bed! Then I thanked her with a $200.00 vet bill!! Am I sorry?….NOPE
I pee on baby strollers and embarrassed my mother who was in the process of talking about how great my training classes are.
I just chewed a hole in mama’s and papa’s carpet — got in the garbage, peed and pooped in the kitchen and tore up a roll of toilet paper — all in one night!