"My momma says that I will never be her perfect little angel. I killed the feathered wings she wanted to use for this year’s holiday photo…and the halo too. But otherwise I’m friggin’ perfect!"
xoxo Noelle from Germany
I think Santa can overlook that I chewed a rug and a library book. I think he can even forgive me for mauling the conductor of the Polar Express. But Elf on the Shelf… coal for sure.
I am Ally - I just made Dog Shame on 12/4/13 and here it is 12/4/13 and I am back on….I just can’t help myself. Then right after I did this to my little brother and sister I decided to attack my sister cat…….
My name is Lola and I am 10 weeks old. This is my first home alone “project”. I have warned my mother I shall be undertaking many more projects in the future.
Pancho and Bridget -Pancho”I am elderly and used my dog sister as a prop and peed on her”. Bridget: “I let him”
"I just ate 10 tortillas and a package of candy corn. When is lunch?" This is Justin, our 9 year old Border Collie. Old enough to know better, smart enough not to care. No matter where we put food, he will get it…