I get on the table and steal food when no one is looking. I get caught because I’m afraid to jump off.
My name is Carolina. I climb on counters and eat cat food. I don’t realize I’m a dog.
Strawberry doesn’t do baths very well. She thinks it’s fun to hide under the bed before the bath and after when it’s time to clean her ears. It takes a good hour to get her into the bath sometimes..
New shoes are for eating…not wearing!
I like to eat mom’s new shoes! YUM!
Hi. My name is Lucky. It’s very lucky that my mum loves me cos’ I just pee’d in the house AGAIN. I know it’s wrong, but I’m old and I don’t care! (and Mum loves me)
Mom left the pantry door open. I stole a package of tuna and tore it open on the carpet. I am not sorry.
~Chloe
My name is Wynston. I filled my kennel with poop as a Mother’s Day present. As much as she screamed, I’m thinkin she LOVED it!
My name is Parker. I like to pee on the dust mop. Turn your back, and I’ll do it again!
I threw up this morning and kindly ATE IT so mom didn’t have to clean it up. Mom says I’m now her favorite kid :) Happy Mother’sDay! Love Mulligan
My name is Jax I stole my Dad’s sausage of the the stove while it was thawing. I ate all 6 raw links! No shame in my Game!
My name is Fergus,
After the horseshoer comes, I sneak out to eat some of the hoof shavings. Then, when my Mom is sleeping, I get sick and barf it all up, usually about 3 in the morning!
I’m Carolina. I like to use the couch as a prop to jump up on the counter and eat my brother Henry’s food. Did I mention Henry is a cat?!
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