I poop on my bed, make mummy mad by not listening. I also eat keelnix! I am a very naughty dog!
My Name is Jack!
"I ate Mommy’s gift certificate. It was next to a bacon treat coupon in her purse, it smelled good."
What happens when I get into a box of treats that weren’t mine to begin with! Good thing my lady came home early!
I ate 2/3 lb. of chocolate and cost my mom over $200 at the vet to save me. Please, can I have another?
This is my friend basket. I drag him into my kennel for company. We played Trivial Pursuit. My name is Zoe and I am a poor loser.
I tipped over the bin and ate the contents. The got shouted so I’m pretending to feel ill. But everyone knows I’ll do it again if I get the chance. ..