I am being raised to be a sheep dog. Today I gave a lamb a haircut, right down to the muscle. Too bad my owner runs so fast. I wanted lamb chops for dinner. What’s “you’re fired” mean?
I like to hide meaty bones and cooked chicken under the pillows in my mom’s bed (eat them in bed, too!)
My dad left the bag of bagels on the table and then left! How was I to know the bagels were not for me!? I have no shame!
Booked by: Grams and Pops
Crimes: Destruction of property
Disturbance of Peace
I had a “Bin Dive” when no one was home!
This is what Sam gets up to when left alone for two hours.
I am currently wearing 50-100 Duckweed Burrs. I am not sorry. I do this EVERY night. Mom then has to hold me and comb me. I love it!
Today I ate deer poo…. Ewwwww!
I have to stay in my cage when mom does yoga. Otherwise I stick my nose up her shorts and knock her over…- Charlie