I ate a big can of powdered infant formula. I had diarrhea. My mom slipped in it and broke her wrist in 2 places.
"I told him to stop!!!"
"I ate the couch cushion because mommy and daddy left me to watch the Super Bowl!"
Hi. My name is Casey. I gave up eating paper and books. Eating Mom’s BLUETOOTH headset got me so much more attention.
Hi. I’m Remy. I was in the crate.
I poop on my bed, make mummy mad by not listening. I also eat keelnix! I am a very naughty dog!
My Name is Jack!
"I ate Mommy’s gift certificate. It was next to a bacon treat coupon in her purse, it smelled good."
What happens when I get into a box of treats that weren’t mine to begin with! Good thing my lady came home early!