I ate my moms flip flops ($35) running shoes ($100) Uggs ($75 … 1 shoe) and … her heels she needs for tomorrow! … Priceless.
Hi, my name is Simão and today I dicided to make a new decoration at my mom’s curtains and create a new sight for me.
I’m not ashamed, I don refret and I’ll do it again anda again untir we’ve no curtains at all!!
P.S. Sorry but only remembered to write the note after cleaning all the mess. Have remembered taking the picture was lucky.
I’ll try anyway…
My name is Brutus and I like chewing Mums bras - I am not ashamed.
Dear Cat Poo God,
I LOVE you! I find and eat your tasty blessings everywhere. I am grateful for my own personal almond roca box inside. But, OMG! The ones you leave me outside are Amazing! I roll my body all over them. Then I pick them up and run while my human runs after me. She enjoys this too! I always stop for a moment and look back at her while I chomp down. Then we run again!
So FUN and YUMMY!
P.S- This will not be my only post. I am a naughty boy.
MY NAME IS LUCY … (AKA LUCYFUR) I LOST MY KONG… I GOT BOARD… MOM IS MAD… SORRY… LUCY
PS. I AM ALSO SORRY ABOUT THE 2 OTHER THROW PILLOWS, BLANKET AND 2ND DRAFT BLOCKER FOR THE DOOR(1ST ONE I MADE IT ON HERE FOR TOO) THAT WERE ALL DESTROYED THIS WEEK WHILE I SEARCHED FOR MY KONG…. I HAVE IT NOW AND I AM HAPPY AGAIN! :)
I chewed up the blind, Mommy said she wanted that piece I had back,
SO I ATE IT!
At 3:30 this morning while Mommy went to the bathroom, I puked up that piece of blind on Mommy’s side of the bed, she came back to bed and laid in it!
…..Well she said she wanted it back. Good Morning Mommy :)
I was bad at the dog park. I attacked a canine brother who was minding his own business for no reason at all.
I have since been ex-communicated from the Dog park and from my mom’s bedroom.
I am somewhat remorseful. - Spanky a.k.a. Dognado
My name is Rex Ryan — but now I have to change it…I can’t be associated with a man who killed so many of my friends. Thanks New York Jets! You suck Vick!