"I tried to steal out of the bathroom trashcan. I deserve this. - Biscuit" (I’m no good at being naughty, I get stuck)
Note: she got stuck on her own, this was not a punishment.
I catch and kill baby bunnies. It makes my Mum cry. I think they should learn to run faster. I don’t care.
I stole the hat off the head of a handicapped man on a motorized scooter.
(Igotchyourhat is my favorite game to play with the kids in my house, so I thought I’d play with the man riding by on the sidewalk, too)
Crawfish won’t wait until Maggie gets finished pooping before he lifts his leg and pees on her. I got a new baby Quaker parrot and Maggie watches it and drools and wants to take a nibble.
I love coffee so much that I dug the used coffee grounds out of the trash can and tried to eat them. When Daddy confronted me, I peed. It’s true that coffee goes right through you.
I get covered in all sorts and rub and clean it off on my mom’s cream rug in the lounge. It is one of my favorite things to do!