Mommy went out to dinner last night so I decided to eat the cat’s food. When Mommy came home, I had 7 piles of nasty poop to surprise mommy with. Mommy had to take me to the doctor last night at midnight so I cost mommy $300. That will teach my Mommy not to leave me. That stupid cat made me do it!
I discovered the butter dish on the coffee table, I jumped on the couch and then the coffee table and helped myself.
Hi! My name’s Archie! I have 23 different toys to play with but I choose the pillows instead. That’s totally cool, right?
I followed the kitty on the window ledge and fell off. Now I get to wear the cone of shame. Meow. DrPepper
I dared him. The Kitty
I ate a WHOLE BOX of Milk Bones that I stole off the counter. Now I have a bellyache! :(
No regrets, though!
#yolo #chubbydog #counterthief
Hello! My name is Jen. One night, while my family slept peacefully, I chewed the hands of an American Girl baby doll. Just the hands. Creepy.
We raid Mj’s closet when she leaves for work! And will do it again tomorrow! Love, Bailey and Dexter
"I like biting her tail & ears. Also I love to scratch her fur.~ Manchi
'I like it when she scratch it. I don't do anything when she bites me ~ Gaby
My name is Godiva (repeat offender). My parents have to replace the carpet because I sneak and pee on it. Figured I would do it one last time before it goes. Thats my sister Penny, she’s the good one that doesn’t pee in the house.
I pretend I need to go potty, but actually, I go next door and steal and cat food from the neighbor’s cat. I regret nothing.