A human poo’d behind a bush and I found it. Mummy had to clean the carpet at 3am ‘cos I puked it up…it was VERY SMELLY AND GROSS
Mum popped to the shop. I destroyed around 30 teddies destined for the charity shop… Saved mum delivering them. I didn’t help with the clear up. Took mum nearly an hour
"I did it."… this was Ella’s first offense – chewing Daddy’s new Apple computer cord. We’re keeping this note handy for the next few months ;)
Mommy went out to dinner last night so I decided to eat the cat’s food. When Mommy came home, I had 7 piles of nasty poop to surprise mommy with. Mommy had to take me to the doctor last night at midnight so I cost mommy $300. That will teach my Mommy not to leave me. That stupid cat made me do it!
I discovered the butter dish on the coffee table, I jumped on the couch and then the coffee table and helped myself.
Hi! My name’s Archie! I have 23 different toys to play with but I choose the pillows instead. That’s totally cool, right?
I followed the kitty on the window ledge and fell off. Now I get to wear the cone of shame. Meow. DrPepper
I dared him. The Kitty
I ate a WHOLE BOX of Milk Bones that I stole off the counter. Now I have a bellyache! :(
No regrets, though!
#yolo #chubbydog #counterthief