Momma calls me, Sir Lick-a-Lot. I like to lick my paw until it bleeds. The Vet put a medicated wrap around my leg, but I keep taking it off and eating the medicated sap. So now, I have been confined to the CONE OF SHAME until I’m all better.
I’m naughty and will never change !!!
Hello everybody, its me, Marly again! Im sorry that i was not texting a while.. Im really busy because the Summer in Germany/Berlin is so great and i love to chill out in Sun! Everytime, when my (“Foster”) Grandma is coming to my Balcony she calls me “little Flower”! Im the happiest Dog on Earth! Hope you’ll have a great Summer too! (No i’m not scared to lay on my Balcony, my (Foster) Mommy is always with me and im a big Dog, im 2 Years old!)
I am usually a really good dog. I hardly EVER still anything or do anything bad!!! Everyone LOVES me!!! My dad brought home funnel cakes for him and mommy, and they didn’t give me any. When they left to run out really quick, they left them on the counter. I decided that I deserved to have them and finished them both! I even managed to leave one of the plates on the counter! They were SO GOOD!!! They shouldn’t have left them there! Lol!
What did you play with today?? Well, today I played with:
A bowl of potpourri, the telephone, Mom’s slipper, Mom’s GPS Running watch and because I really missed her…. I ATE her reading glasses!!
My Name is Brutus and I stole my Mum’s orange juice from the glass
My Name is Rocky and I watched him do it
Since I’d never eaten the watermelon my mommy buys in Colorado. She didn’t think I’d eat the one she brought all the way back from Alabama!
Molly is our geriatric Pom who is deaf, blind, and now losing her teeth. Max is our Standard Yorkie who eats like a horse. We have started feeding Molly wet food due to her tooth loss. Max steals her food.
when my daddy left for work this morning I was MAD, so, I decided to knock his pillow on the floor and pee pee on it. Then, a little while later I thought I might as well get into the garbage, since I was already going to be in trouble. Tonight, I am NOT looking forward to daddy coming home, and I think I will hide instead of greeting him at the door like usual.
While My Family was sleeping I watched a Critter that was locked in our garage try and get into our house. I am not a good watchdog or Bloodhound!!! Blue :(