(Bella the 5 month puppy)
I have only lived here just over 3 months and I have already eaten my owners shoes, slippers, glasses(worth 125 pond) and wallet (including the drivers licence) I have also tried escaping many times, dug a hole into the next door neighbors garden, climbed the wall so now the wall is being built higher. Lastly I have eaten lots of cheese and got explosive diarrhea which my owner was sick 2 times when cleaning it up-Bella the Soft coated Irish Wheaten Terrier Puppy!
P:S Trust me I can fill a whole note book with criminal acts I have committed in 3 months he-he and I am not the slightest bit sorry!
I eat cat poop, it makes my tummy hurt, then I poop on the carpet. I drag my butt and smear it. Then I hide under Mom’s bed. I also steal food off the kitchen counter. I am seriously a bad girl.
My name is Henry. I am a food addict. Most recently I ate my mom’s co-worker’s lunch…she was so embarassed & made me apologize!!
I got up on the counter and ate an entire loaf of bread and a whole jar of peanut butter. Later that night, I unlocked the front door and ran away. The boss had to spend $150 to get me out of jail (where I’ve been 3 times already) and another $100 to “baby proof” the house. Just wait, I’ll get out again. -Opie
I’m Silly Sally the Labradoodle and I’m always getting into trouble. I stole a bag of semisweet chips and butter. I sure got sick after and made quite the mess for my mommy to clean up.
My Dad built a 10 ft high snow sculpture of me. He told me I’m the only dog in neighborhood lucky enough to have my own snow monument & that I should be more enthusiastic.
My name is Gordy. My parents call me Gordzilla because I’m naughty. I popped all the heads off four flats of Gerber Daisies the day my Mom planted them. I got away with it because I’m so cute.
I love my new dog sitter so much that the last time she stayed with me, I woke up in the middle of the night, snuck into her suitcase & chewed the crotches out of her underwear. Then I snuck back into bed with her & pretended like nothing happened. I look like a regal gentleman, but I’m really not.
Willie jumped on the table to get to a bag of food we accidentally left out, but was too scared to get down. He stayed on the table all day until his Dad came home from work.
Meanwhile little brother remained on the floor with the shopping bag of food. Gordy sat by the food & ate the shopping bag instead.