"I accidentally bit the tip off my sister’s ear. Now, she does not have a point anymore. She still loves me."
My name is Brutus, (I am a regular on Dog Shame)
I like to lick Gordon the cats bottom and I am not ashamed!
Hi, my name is Hardy and I trashed:
A bag of oranges
A box of tissues
A paper roll
In the time it took mum to cook dinner
Hi my name is Khloe I Love My Mommys Dolls, I love Them So Much I Want them All Gone.
My name is Zeca. I eat my human’s garbage when nobody is watching. I also like to eat the rocks I find on my grandma’s garden.
Hello: My name is Manchi. I’m a puertorican dog and here everyone knows is hot every day of the year. Well is pretty obvious I like to shower thanks to the heat. Also I enjoy eating my mommy’s soap when she is not in the house or after she showers me. Ans it’s been over a year since i do this :( Now i look at mommy and i feel bad for eating it :(
Note: My mom works so hard every day. Today she worked extra hard cleaning the entire house, cooking, and then buying groceries. I could see she was rushed after she came home with supplies as she left them on the counter and then rushed out again for her next task. I decided to help her by putting away her bag of items.
Momma calls me, Sir Lick-a-Lot. I like to lick my paw until it bleeds. The Vet put a medicated wrap around my leg, but I keep taking it off and eating the medicated sap. So now, I have been confined to the CONE OF SHAME until I’m all better.
I’m naughty and will never change !!!
Hello everybody, its me, Marly again! Im sorry that i was not texting a while.. Im really busy because the Summer in Germany/Berlin is so great and i love to chill out in Sun! Everytime, when my (“Foster”) Grandma is coming to my Balcony she calls me “little Flower”! Im the happiest Dog on Earth! Hope you’ll have a great Summer too! (No i’m not scared to lay on my Balcony, my (Foster) Mommy is always with me and im a big Dog, im 2 Years old!)
I am usually a really good dog. I hardly EVER still anything or do anything bad!!! Everyone LOVES me!!! My dad brought home funnel cakes for him and mommy, and they didn’t give me any. When they left to run out really quick, they left them on the counter. I decided that I deserved to have them and finished them both! I even managed to leave one of the plates on the counter! They were SO GOOD!!! They shouldn’t have left them there! Lol!