"I ate a whole flippin’ brick of EXPIRED Velveeta cheese out of the trash while my family ran errands. (We can’t breathe.)"
I called the vet, she is fine. And it wasn’t the recalled Velveeta cheese either. She just has toots that can clear a room!
I am a drug addict my mom puts her medicine where I can’t get it but when you have a problem like I do you learn to open doors
It’s usually Chase who countersurfs so when Chelsea deigned to snag something from the table, it was Chase who took the fall. Too bad the paper bag was empty :D
Within a matter of moments of the back door opening, the beach ball had reached a violent end… It never stood a chance against the summer fun serial killer known as Dory.
Sissy had to got to work and didn’t have time to put our clean covers on our bed so I took my bed off the couch and tore it to shreds! I’m not sorry! - Posh
Hi I am Bongo - I ate the cats poop but I didn’t like it so I spit it on the walls and floor - then I walked in it
We thought it would be a funny way to start the morning by having projectile diarrhea all over our owner’s place 1 week before move out date. Little did we know, she didn’t agree.